Hey Folks! Now Available... ...Ashcan Alley Trading Cards!

These handy, entertaining little rectangles depict all your favorite Ashcan Alley characters -
and there's lots of useful information on the back.
Hold onto them until they become collector's items, and retire on your investment!
Or leave them in place of tips in restaurants to which you do not wish to return!

Soon these cards may be available everywhere, but right now they can only be obtained by finding John F. Weldon (pictured below) and saying "Hey Man, can I have one of those 'Ashcan Alley Trading Cards'?". If he happens to have a few in his pocket, he'll probably give you one!